January 5, 2016 | Posted in Celebrity by
There is no doubt that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is incredibly beautiful, and when she is wearing a bikini, words can be kind of hard to come by. All you can really do is stare. To be honest, I’m kind of scare of staring because I don’t want Rosie Huntington-Whiteley’s boyfriend Jason Statham to beat me up.
Jason Statham could totally be a super chill guy, completely different than he is in all of his ass-kicking movies, but just to be safe, I’d rather not do a single thing that might upset him and cause him to break my face. Though you would have to think he gets it. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is super hot, especially in a bikini—he has to know that people are going look. We are only human after all, and when most of us see someone as beautiful as Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, we have to look, and at times our gaze may last longer than we had planned. But, just to be safe, I think we should have a clock running in our heads when we look Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a bikini. Look at her amazing body, her sweet cleavage, her fantastic rear end, then count to three and look away. Repeat this process as much as you can.
Yes, I’m fully aware that these pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a bikini and there is a little to no chance that Jason Statham would catch any of us staring at them, but I’d rather be safe than sorry.