Sure, you've had sex with people you're dating, sex with semi-strangers when you're drunk, sex with people you like, and probably sex with people you kind-of-sort-of hate. You might have had boat sex, cab sex, train sex, and public sex, but there are some situations you walk into thinking you're going to do anything but get your rocks off. And that, my friends, is what happened to these fine people. Might we all be a little more like them one day.
1. The ideal way to grocery shop
Generally when I come back empty handed after six hours, it's because I got lost.
2. Treasure Planet
Lego sex sounds like a lot of sharp corners.
3. This is just adorable
You were scared there for a second, weren't you?
4. Prom 2.0
We're missing one crucial piece of information: Is the daughter in on this??
5. Damn, girl
I did high school all wrong.
6. Paint job
The hospital stint was worth it, just for this line.
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