November 5, 2015 | Posted in Editorial Features by
This week on the Best of Reddit, I wanted to showcase sex stories that happen in more taboo places than the bedroom—so when I found "Have you ever gotten paid to get laid," I was pretty damn excited. Everyone wants to have sex at work, unless you perhaps work in an asylum or a morgue. (Please don't refute that, I beg you.) Without further adieu, I give you the cream of the crop, if you catch my drift:
Workplaces designed like labyrinths do seem ideal.
There's so much more of this story I want to know. How does he seduce his partners? Does he have a ritual? Why isn't my life this exciting?
I'm imagining her crouched underneath rows of Grey Goose, which is perhaps the most glorious image I've conjured today.
And he even did it in a bunk.
So that's the secret to an orgasm...
I'm assuming he didn't penetrate her with a cucumber, but I've been wrong before.
... this guy is dating the wrong women.
You try turning away a Double Down.