This week on the Best of Reddit, I wanted to showcase sex stories that happen in more taboo places than the bedroom—so when I found "Have you ever gotten paid to get laid," I was pretty damn excited. Everyone wants to have sex at work, unless you perhaps work in an asylum or a morgue. (Please don't refute that, I beg you.) Without further adieu, I give you the cream of the crop, if you catch my drift:
Vaults always did look like fun
Workplaces designed like labyrinths do seem ideal.
There's so much more of this story I want to know. How does he seduce his partners? Does he have a ritual? Why isn't my life this exciting?
Crash Into Me
I'm imagining her crouched underneath rows of Grey Goose, which is perhaps the most glorious image I've conjured today.
Mile high club
And he even did it in a bunk.
Trapped in the closet
So that's the secret to an orgasm...
"Stick your finger in the loop of my tag"
I'm assuming he didn't penetrate her with a cucumber, but I've been wrong before.
... this guy is dating the wrong women.
I scream, you scream
How to win at high school
You try turning away a Double Down.