Best of Reddit: Sex at Work

This week on the Best of Reddit, I wanted to showcase sex stories that happen in more taboo places than the bedroom—so when I found "Have you ever gotten paid to get laid," I was pretty damn excited. Everyone wants to have sex at work, unless you perhaps work in an asylum or a morgue. (Please don't refute that, I beg you.) Without further adieu, I give you the cream of the crop, if you catch my drift: 

Vaults always did look like fun

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Workplaces designed like labyrinths do seem ideal. 

 

Hammering away 

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There's so much more of this story I want to know. How does he seduce his partners? Does he have a ritual? Why isn't my life this exciting? 

 

Crash Into Me

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I'm imagining her crouched underneath rows of Grey Goose, which is perhaps the most glorious image I've conjured today. 

 

Mile high club 

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And he even did it in a bunk. 

 

Trapped in the closet 

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So that's the secret to an orgasm... 

 

"Stick your finger in the loop of my tag" 

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I'm assuming he didn't penetrate her with a cucumber, but I've been wrong before. 

 

Special sauce 

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... this guy is dating the wrong women. 

 

I scream, you scream

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Life. Goals.

 

 How to win at high school

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You try turning away a Double Down. 

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