October 29, 2015 | Posted in Editorial Features by
I'm not going to lie to you guys. When I got on a thread called "Describe the best sex you've ever had," I was expecting a lot of "and then she sucked my dick while she swung on a trapeze" stories, and that's not at all what I found. At all. (Minus one story about a leaking boat, but, you know.)
In fact, what I found was much, much better, and reading all the stories in a row gave me an excellent glance into what it is that makes some people so good in bed. I didn't have to read far into anything at all though (what a waste of a journalism degree) because the word was written all over the damn page: Enthusiasm. People who love to do whatever it is they're doing are apparently magnetic. Let's begin with the second post, shall we?
And here I was, thinking I'd just been making audible observations all these years. This chick agrees, too:
In her defense, women are conditioned to think guys are bullshitting us when they say we stand out.
So, to recap the sex advice for all humans: Have fun and get excited. REFRESHINGLY ATTAINABLE, isn't it?
This story is amazing, and I would also like to be turned on every time I do the laundry. Noted.
See, guys? Why do we bother wearing pants at all?
It isn't just enthusiasm that seems to be the key to becoming a Sexual God(ess). Genuine sexual compliments (aka, those audible observations I was mentioning) are big, too:
In the words of Charles Buxton, "Success is due less to ability than zeal." And I can certainly get on board with that.