Want To Get Naked And Painted For Television?

Maybe It's Another Nude Dating Show

There are lots of people in New York City who are hoping for their big break. Those willing to do anything on the path to stardom might want to consider replying to this ad. Sure, you have to be nude and painted by artists, but everything will apparently be blurred out on television.    

CASTING COUPLE WHO ARE COMFORTABLE WITH NUDITY (NYC)

Casting a couple who are comfortable with nudity and sexual situations who want to be painted by a professional artist for a new network television show.

--THIS IS FOR NETWORK TELEVISION -- EVERYTHING WILL BE BLURRED OUT --

$600 for the couple

It’s hard to guess what show this casting call could be for, it could be a completely new show, but I kind of hope it’s for an episode of Undercover Boss or something like that. Or a new show hosted by Gordon Ramsey. Man, how awesome would it be to watch him yell at somebody painting naked bodies; “You call those zebra stripes you dolt?! I wouldn’t let you finger paint with babies! You big dummy!” Now that would make some good television. 

I also wouldn’t be surprised if this show is some kind of protest in response to NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio and his desire to crack down on painted naked women in Times Square. Guess we’ll just have to wait to see what those couples willing to get nude and painted for six hundred bucks.

Via craigslist

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