Miley Cyrus’ Boobs: Yeah! Fake Video Sexting: Boo!

Miley's Boobs Deserve To Be In Focus

Okay, I’m going to call a mulligan or a foul or bullshit or something here. Taking screenshots from a staged sexting session isn’t art or cool, and frankly it just makes me a little angry. The only thing that is keeping me calm right now is Miley Cyrus’ boobs. Yeah, those are awesome, but to the fake Skype sexting I say, “boo!”  

Miley seems to be back on another one of her "everyone in the world must look at my boobs tangents" again. Honestly I think that only children born in the last few hours haven’t seen her boobs, but that will surely change with the next news cycle. I’m not really complaining, I mean I like her boobs and if she really wants me to look at them, I’m cool with it. But I will say that I’m a touch worried about Miley. Not so much worried that she’s on some kind of crazy power trip, losing her mind, will end up broke and in rehab for an addiction to sniffing rubber cement like most child stars turned sexualized adults kind of nutty; I'm more worried about her licking carpet. And when I say licking carpet, I mean actually putting her tongue on carpet that is nailed to the floor.

I worry that she didn’t vacuum before deciding to do that and who knows what kind of dirt and germs were on the floor. Hopefully she brushed her teeth and gargled some mouthwash immediately following said licking of carpet, but we all know that she probably didn't.

I’m sure the photographer who came up with this idea thought it was super cool, but it’s not. I mean, Miley Cyrus topless is cool, but the whole staged sexting video call thing, not that great. Miley Cyrus has awesome boobs and they deserve to be in focus at all times.  

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