Which Is Hotter: Pippa Middleton In A Red Bikini Or Pippa Middleton In A Purple And White Bikini?

Pippa Looks Perfect In Two Different Bikinis

Hey everybody! It’s time, once again, to play everyone’s favorite game “Which Is Hotter!” For this edition of Which Is Hotter, we have Pippa Middleton in a red bikini versus Pippa Middleton in a purple and white bikini. I have a strong feeling this one is gonna be close. Let’s dive right into the competition.  

Let’s start with Pippa in red. Well, being in a bikini automatically earns her a point for showing off her amazing body. Plus, the simple design of this bikini helps to accentuate her great features, which are all of them, so that’s another point. Then there’s the cleavage factor and it’s pretty good in red, that’s another point. And of course, we can’t forget about the backside; the red bikini gives us a little peek at the cheeks, so give her another point! Finally I want to give one more point to Pippa in the red bikini because she seems so playful in this one. She’s swimming, splashing around with friends, it makes me feel happy. That brings the red bikini total to 5 points.

Now for Pippa in the purple and white bikini (at least I think it’s purple and white), this one also shows off her amazing body so that’s one point. Also, the simple pattern isn’t distracting so that’s another point. Yep, it’s pretty awesome at showing off her cleavage, another point for purple and white. As far as the backside, well this one doesn’t show as much cheek so, no point. But seeing as Pippa is wearing this one while paddle boarding, the purple and white bikini which is helping to show off her toned and athletic body, so that deserves a point, bringing the total number of point to 4.  

Which means Pippa in the red bikini is the winner! Though, if she wanted to keep wearing the purple and white bikini that would totally be cool too.