A San Fran Stripper Buffet is Catering to Hungry Brogrammers

There's something to be said about plump, juicy breasts, you know? When the mood is right, the lighting dim, and the company good, they're even better. All that golden skin right there in your face, just begging you to lean down and lick them. And few establishments will make you feel that way quite like the Gold Club.

It's a feeling I just never quite get at KFC, you know? Good fried chicken is hard to find.

Oh, did you think I was talking about human boobs? My bad. But wait a second—now that I think about it ...

In all seriousness, the Gold Club really is a place where you can have the best of both worlds. It serves up some pretty damn good fried chicken during its lunch buffet, according to the adoring patrons, but the lovely ladies dancing obviously steal the show—and make a pretty mean living doing it. The best part? This place charges a $5 cover fee, and lunch (and the dancing) is totally free. If you're a gentleman or woman, you should still tip, of course, but you get the idea. It's more expensive to order a shitty pizza to the office.

Lunch and a Show

Located in tech-satured San Franscisco, the club predominately draws engineers, programmers, and other tech dudes, though some of its most vocal fans are women. The provocative spin on a "working lunch" makes more than a little extra cash for this innovative club—the buffet spread yields roughly $15K a day in revenue. According to Forbes, some companies used to call this place "Conference Room G." Don't believe me? See for yourself: 

To reiterate, this is lunch break that brings you:

• Endless fried chicken 
• Endless strippers
• A (relatively) full wallet
• A smirk you won't be able to wipe off your face for the rest of the workday

I never thought I'd say this, but it's enough to make the $2 extra guac option at Chipotle look pretty pitiful.