Erin Heatherton And Her Side Boob Makes The USPS Sexy

The United States Postal Service can be traced all the way back to 1775, though it wasn’t officially created until 1792. Love them or hate them, the USPS doesn’t let rain, wind, snow, or anything else prevent them from delivering the mail. It’s a thankless job that has to get done, but I have a feeling if the USPS had Erin Heatherton stand by more mailboxes in a skimpy bathing suit, everyone would mail more letters.  

Honestly, it wouldn’t even have to the be the real Erin Heatherton. They could get life-sized cardboard cut outs of her and place them near the boxes to drum up business. Hell, take it one step further and take all these photos from Heatherton’s GQ (Spain) spread and plaster them all over the mailboxes. Nothing will get people to start reconnecting with old pen-pals like Heatherton’s super amazing cleavage. I know it’s got me thinking about writing a letter.  

Maybe it would be wise to recruit Heatherton and her awesome bikini wearing body to draw attention to other areas of the government that need work. Potholes aren’t sexy, but put Erin Heatherton in a bikini next to it and I bet it would get filled in within minutes. Want to fix bridges? Have Erin Heatherton in a two-piece laying on it, problem solved. You’re welcome, America.  

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