There Should Be Warning Signs About Lindsey Pelas In A Bikini

When I was younger and I saw the movie JAWS for the first time I was scared to go in the ocean for awhile, fearing I would be attacked by a great white shark. While I did get over my fear of sharks and the ocean, after seeing Lindsey Pelas in a bikini at a pool, I’m scared to go to the pool for the fear I might pass out if I see her in person.  

Sure, the odds of me running into a bikini clad Pelas are probably the same as me getting attacked by a shark, that doesn’t make the fear go away. Of course, along with the fear is the curiosity of it would be like to actually see Pelas in the flesh, or exposing a lot of flesh I should say. If this moment should ever occur one would have to do their best to not scare off the bikini clad Pelas, but also keep your distance. Pelas doesn’t bite (well, she may; I have no idea), but she no doubt has the power to make men do whatever she commands. Her blonde hair, her hourglass curves, her amazing cleavage, and awesome side boob is one deadly combination.

Every pool and every beach is filled with warning signs about the dangers of the ocean, but we should probably start putting signs up about the dangers of Lindsey Pelas in a bikini. Swim at your own risk indeed.