Worship The Heavenly Women and Their Breasts in ‘Disciples’

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Excluding funerals and drunken stumbles, I haven't been to church since one Easter when I was five. Aside from it being boring as all fuck, I just could never get behind all the worshiping of something that can't be tangibly proven. Having faith you can muster the hard work to be good at something is one thing. Having faith an invisible man in the sky will solve all my problems is another. I believe in Albert Einstein 'cause I know he existed. That marketable-looking, hippy guy? Nah. Ever read the bible? That's some crazy, cartoon shit right there. Can't believe we scoff at L. Ron Hubbard and the Scientology fuckadry but have no probs with the mainstream stuff. At least they got spaceships and shit (don't send your goons after me, Mr. Miscavige!)

Don't get me wrong. I do worship something. I love naked women. The bouncier the tits and rounder the butts, the better. That's why the straight-to-DVD horror flick Disciples is my The Ten Commandments. I'm gonna watch it every Easter. It's got ancient prophecies, religion and nudity! All of the treats in this freak fest comes by way of angels and demons Debbie Rochon and Paula Duerksen Debra Lamb, Rachel Grubb, and Sabrina Sin, Kaylee Williams, Deborah Funes and one-armed hottie Devin Coffin. 

Bless their hearts which are nestled between their awesome tits. 

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