‘Vikings’ Gives Us Uncensored, First Time Nudity Courtesy of Karen Hassan’s Amazing Body

The 2015 NFL Draft is this week. Every team in the league's got a shot at drafting a franchise changing difference maker or Ryan Leaf. If you're the Raiders, it doesn't matter 'cause every pick is a bad pick. Sorry. It's God punishing Oakland for Al Davis and...being Oakland.

The draft is taking place in Chicago which means I'll have the chance to attend for the first time. I'll get to see a bunch of physically gifted college kids become stinking rich and have their dreams come true while I ponder if I can afford a Qdoba burrito for dinner or my bus pass. The Bears pick seventh and everyone wants them to pick a QB to replace Jay Cunt-ler. I wouldn't mind it but waiting for a rookie to learn how to be a pro might be grueling. That's the downside to having your dreams come true, I guess. Life's a bowl of queso sauce.

The Minnesota Vikings have the #11 pick and if they're smart, they'll pick Vikings star Karen Hassan. The Belfast beauty made a nice rookie showing of her juicy, perfectly shaped, natural tits and great booty in a Fifty Shades of Grey type situation. BDSM is as old as time. I had no idea this woman was hiding these kinds of weapons and her nude debut instantly rockets her up the draft board to Nudecomer of the Year. She'll be an MVP in no time. 

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