Brothel Visits Have Been Sorely Missed on ‘Game of Thrones’

April 27, 2015
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Had an AWESOME time at C2E2. The panels were good, the cosplay was great and the stuff sold at the booths were even better. It's amazing what little regard you have for your checking account's cash balance when you see a life-sized, replica Zelda shield. I can live without electricity for a month! Hayley Atwell and Ming-Na Wen were just as funny, smart and sexy as you'd imagine. It was nice of them to acknowledge the 1600+ other people at the panel since it was clearly organized for my enjoyment only. That's how cool they are. Speaking of cool, there were lots of sexy cosplayers. Bless all those comic book artists, animators and all of Hollywood for creating a cartoonishly sexed up image of women for girls of all ages to attempt to bring to real life.

Got a Daenerys POP! figure among my haul while perusing the show floor. It's awesome and is pretty darn close to the real thing. Kinda like adult actress Samantha Bentley, who played a prostitute made to look like the queen of dragons in Sunday's awesome episode of GoT. It seems like we haven't had a nice brothel scene with the whores since the Mad King was still in rule. Littlefinger needs to come back to King's Landing. Well, maybe not for his sake. Last night we got Xena Avramidis, Portia Victoria and Em Scribbler displaying bush, tush and tits fully nude. Natalie Dormer also showed some nip while in the sack with the underage King Tommen. I hope those cosplayers were watching to take some notes for San Diego Comic-Con.

UPDATE: It's also Samantha Bentley in the King's Landing Brothel with her hair over her face!