Enter For Your Chance To Win This OptiMALE Men’s Health & Wellness Gift Set

UPDATE: The contest is now closed and the winner has successfully claimed his prize. Thank you to all who entered, you all stepped up your game, and we appreciate all the comments. 

Our good friends over at Doc Johnson have put together a beautiful package of products from their OptiMALE line, all of which promote Men's Health & Wellness, and now we're passing it along to one lucky Fleshbot reader! All of the following products are included in this package:

• OptiMALE Power Pump
• OptiMALE Reversible UR3 Stroker
• OptiMALE P-Massager
• OptiMALE Vibrating Double C-Ring
• 2 Sets of OptiMALE 3 C-Ring Sets, 1 Thick & 1 Thin
• OptiMALE Water-Based Lubricant
• OptiMALE So Smooth Shaving Cream
• OptiMALE So Dry Anti-Chafing Lotion
• OptiMALE So Fresh Deodorant Spray
• OptiMALE Pher-Moan Enhancement Gel
• OptiMALE Beer Koozie 

If you would like to be entered for a chance to win this amazing assortment of products, you must leave a comment on this post! In a maximum of two sentences, tell us which of these products are you most looking forward to using and why? Keep it short, succinct, and if you can manage to be clever, that's always a bonus. 

Before you begin commenting like mad, there are some ground rules we need to go over...

• First, keep it positive. If your comment is, "This stuff sux n you're site does to" or something to that effect, you're not going to win. You just aren't, sorry. Pull out the thesaurus, check your grammar, and be creative. 
• Second, no spam. I'm sure your website is awesome and we'll make it a point to visit it some time, but don't post links to anything, okay?
• Finally, quality over quantity. Don't comment three hundred times in hopes of increasing your odds of winning. The winners will not be selected at random, we're actually going to read the comments and pick the best one to receive this amazing package.

You've got from now until 9am CST on Monday February 9th to comment, so take some time, think it over, maybe write a few drafts before posting anything. The average retail value of all this stuff is well over $250, so we're not just going to hand this out to anyone. Keep it civil, try to be clever, and think before you post. Good luck to you, one and all!

*THE FINE PRINT: Winners will be contacted via email, so please make sure the e-mail address linked to your Disqus account is up-to-date before entering. Fleshbot does not ship prizes outside the United States. The winner will be chosen by our editing staff at 12:00 pm CST on Monday, February 9, 2015.

Visit Doc Johnson on Facebook, Twitter, or at their Official Site to learn more about these fantastic products