“Orange is the New Black” Gets The Porn Parody Treatment From Dogfart

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Orange is the New Black was just about one of the only properties out there that had yet to receive the porn parody treatment, and now you can cross it off the list. According to AVN (link below), Dogfart beat everyone to the punch by releasing the impossibly titled Orange is the New Blacks on Blondes.

The parody follows Chumpman (Jenna Ivory) as her life is turned upside down when her past catches up with her and she is incarcerated in Glitchfield, New York. Upon arrival to the Maximum Security Prison, Officer Mendez (Romeo Price) books and performs Chumpan's full body cavity search. After receiving "full clearance" from Officer Mendez, Chumpan is tossed into a cell with resident tough girls Waren (Monique Symone) and Barker (Chanell Heart) who proceed to initiate this new fish.

“We are so excited to finally release Orange Is The New Blacks On Blondes,” said a Dogfart spokesman. “Everyone here has been fans of the show since its first season debuted and we love the sexual storylines in the original show. We knew the moment we finished binge watching season one that fans of the show would love to see those sex scenes taken one step further and the movie turned out amazing. Jenna Ivory shined as Chumpman and Romeo Price’s portrayal of Officer Mendez was spot on. Chanell Heart and Monique Symone did a fantastic job playing the resident bad girls as well. If you’re a fan of Orange Is The New Black, then the Dogfart version is a must-see.”

Look, I don't think anyone expects much from a porn parody, but how do you fumble the ball this badly. Yeah, that's right, I'm gonna bitch about this. Hey Dogfart, meet me over in Tucker's Corner. Okay, first things first. Your name is the worst. THE WORST. While it's hard for me to even move past that, I'm going to attempt to press on. Here's the thing, your parody names suck. They suck donkey balls. Chumpman? Nobody even calls her Chapman on the show. Second of all... Waren? Your brilliant parody name for Crazy Eyes is to just drop an r from her last name? Seriously? That's all you got? It also took me a good long time to figure out Barker, which is apparently a play on Vee's last name of Parker. This doesn't even qualify as half-assed. Look, I'm sure you're really good at creating hot girl on girl scenes, but your parody skills leave a lot to be desired. It's cool if you stick to what you know. There's literally no shame in that. If you're going to do something like this again, try. 

Via AVN