Five Things I Love About The Grinch by Joanna Angel

Over at BurningAngel.com, the holidays are being celebrated a very special way this year with an alt parody of the classic Dr. Seuss tale of the Grinch launching on the site on Xmas day.  In this, alt supernova Joanna Angel stars as the Grinch.  I love this all so very much.  It fills me with holiday glee and it will definitely make your Whoville way hotter than it was before viewing this!  Here is Angel giving five reasons why she loves this gaping green holiday curmudgeon.  

1. It's really ambitious to try to steal Christmas. I mean- that's a big feat! I admire the Grinch's goals. I tried to steal a pack of candy from CVS when I was younger and I got caught, and yelled at and grounded. Stealing Christmas is a whole other level of theft!

2. Being green is not easy- but it is very sexy. I have a green fetish. I mean before this I was known for zombie pornos-which also include everyone painted green-ish, now I have moved onto a slightly brighter shade of green.

3. The mall is so crowded this time of year and if you order anything online it never comes in time. Stealing people's gifts from their houses is such a good way to avoid all that Christmas traffic!!

4. The intro Grinch song--you know "You're a mean one... Mr. Grinch" is really fun to sing. Seriously. Try it!

5. The movie  rhymes the whole time. I think that's pretty awesome. The original one at least. Fuck the Jim Carrey one. That one is dumb.

Merry Christmas!

I can not agree more--there is only one Grinch that matters and it's the OG Boris Karloff one!  Yeah!  All the images here appear courtesy of BurningAngel.com and be sure to get your eggnog-drinking self over there to watch this.  Happy Holidays!  I love you all! Here's the trailer!