“Gutshot Straight: Come For The Seagal, Stay For The Sexy AnnaLynne McCord”

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Our prayers (somebody's prayers, I guess) have been answered! Steven Seagal, the man with the fiercest jowls in martial arts has made his glorious return to the cinema! Well, kinda. Seagal stars in the new, direct-to-DVD actioner Gutshot Straight. The movie centers around seedy, underworld gambling and tells the riveting story of how "a gambler (George Eads of CSI fame) is drawn into a life of money and power to make a quick buck, but quickly realizes he is part of a setup that could cost him his life." We'll assume there will be some guns and kicking involved.

Our 64 year-old, ponytailed, Putin-loving friend plays the role of Paulie Trunks. Seagal has been known to ab-lib and give lots of unsolicited tips while on set (and at auditions) so one could assume we'll be treated to a scene or four where Mr. Trunks refuses to do ADR, punches someone in the chest for no reason or leaves after 3 hours of work. We definitely will be treated to some hot scenes involving his young co-star AnnaLynne McCord. She does a little striptease before jumping into a hot tub with a guy and slips her nip very briefly when she pulls his shirt off before banging commences.

Make the executive decision to take a look.