Online Dating Jumps The Shark

Online dating is one of the diciest propositions there is, especially if you're a woman. Most of the online dating sites are just flat-out meat markets, and even on the "reputable" ones, dudes can be misogynistic and are mostly just looking for sex. I'm not saying that just looking for sex is wrong, but there's a time and place fellas. If your tastes run counter to the standard online dating, however, there are now some tailor made for every taste. 

The Mirror (link below) recently took a look at six dating sites designed to match people with similar sensibilities, all of which are a bit off the beaten path. 

My favorite of them all has got to be Sea Captain Date, which seems especially designed for Toni Tennille, who is in the market for a new man since her divorce from Captain Daryl Dragon earlier this year.

Check out their awesome video...

Just make sure you're on dry land before you "log on to one of those computer terminals."

Another great one is Dead-Meet.com, which "enable(s) people in the death industry to find like-minded individuals." Everyone from forensic pathologists to taxidermists can meet their soul mate here. The site is even run by a hot chick named Carla...

Man, I'm really showing my age with these references. Just kidding, this is her...

Of course, the one that everyone's going to be talking about is Clown Dating. The old "big shoes" analogy likely doesn't apply on this site, which "offers a community for single entertainers to chat, have fun and arrange dates." 

Of course, they also mention infidelity website Ashley Madison, which is frankly all the leeway I needed to post my favorite jingle of all time...

Via The Mirror