Pornstars Kimberly Kane And Juelz Ventura Are Yummier Than Anything At The Food Court In ‘Mall’

Mall is a new flick directed by Joe Hahn of the rock group Linkin Park and co-starring executive producer Vincent D'onofrio. It's about a guy who's fed up with his worthless life and decides to commit a massacre at the titular haven for Sunglass Huts and Sbarro's. But when he gets there, he runs into four suburbanites whose lives are just as fucked up as his and the experience changes his life and the fate of theirs. We're introduced to "the teenager whose favorite pastime is smoking pot in his dreary existence, a housewife (Gina Gershon), where their best days have been left behind, a greedy businessman whose only desire is to increase his wealth and a depressed pervert." Pretty much describes our co-workers and bosses at work. Am I right?

There's a pretty cool scene where the pot smoking teenger (Cameron Monaghan of Shameless) is sitting up on the edge of his bed, naked and high, watching porn. Now you're asking yourself, "what's so unique about that? I do that all time, you schmuck." Here's the kicker, the two naked chicks in the porno (adult stars Kimberly Kane and Shayna Lee Lefur aka Juelz Ventura) climb out of the TV and join the stoner naked in bed! If only pornos were like that in the real world. 

Mall is playing in limited release and available now on Blu-ray/DVD.