The Odd Cleavage of Julianne Hough

Now, I don’t know anything at all about fashion. If you put a gun to my head and demanded I name one fashion trend, I would end up with a hole in my head. But I do have eyes and a sense of what looks good and what doesn’t, Julianne Hough’s outfit puzzles me. One on had I see some boob and that is hot. On the other had I see a triangle section of boob and I know that’s not right. Boobs are round. They are glorious circles of pure joy that make me happier than anything else in the world. When the boobs are on a nice-looking woman like Hough, they make my day. But when are triangle shaped, I don’t know what to do.  

Being a dancer does amazing things to your body, we’ve seen the evidence of Hough’s amazing body in the films Rock of Ages and the remake of Footloose. She has worn many a sexy outfits while dancing on television and in real life I’m sure, showing off her amazing body, but triangle cleavage doesn’t work for anyone. No doubt Hough has all the right dance moves, but I think this cleavage dress is a little off the mark. I really hope this doesn’t become a trend.