Don't make me choose between Jennifer Lopez's ass and Iggy Azalea's. It's a tough choice of booty-dimensions. There's no wrong answer, and both asses are so right. They're big, they're firm and they're asking for a spanking. At least that's what I hear. Do you hear what I hear?
Drunken Stepfather (link below), God bless their inebriated heart, have posed the dilemma in a picture, a Photoshopped image of the two ass-to-ass. They look like a sexy version of the Mad magazine Cold War warriors Spy vs. Spy, one dressed in black and the other in white. Put them together and you have a real 50 Shades of Grey.
If this sight doesn't make you embrace pop music and pop off then you're old and in the way. They're musicians, multi-talented performers who have given the world a beat to beat off to. Sorry. To dance to. It's hard. Sorry. Difficult to keep this text clean and free of double-meaning. Wait a minute! It's my job to be sleazy!