50 Shades of Grey: Cosmopolitan Magazine Shows Us How to Get Down Like Christian and Anastasia

For you fans of the book sensation 50 Shades of Grey, I know you’re dying to see the film in February 2015. Yeah, you still have to wait six months to see Christian and Anastasia get busy on the big screen. To help satisfy your desire for everything 50 Shades of Grey, the fine people at Cosmopolitan Magazine (link below) have compiled an illustrated guide that covers all thirteen positions Christian and Anastasia took on in the book.  

Since Cosmopolitan can only tickle the asshole of pornography with their goofy illustrations, I thought I’d give their helpful guide a Fleshbot makeover.  

"The Deflower"

"The Anastasia Demand"

"The Grey Tease"

"The Frisky Flip"

"The Mr. Grey Nip Rub"

"The Erotic Crop"

"The Bedpost Bend"

"The Grey Quick Thrust"

 "The Ben Wa Experience"

"The Desk Domination"

"The Two Touch"

"The Wet Ride"

"The Tongue on Top"

"Fifty Shades of Flogging"

Via: Cosmopolitan Magazine