Breaking News: Rebecca Romijn Uses the Bathroom, Societies Begin to Collapse

Rebecca Romijn seemingly has spent a large part of her adult life covered in body paint. You may remember that Rebecca broke ground as the first model to ever be painted for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. While coal miners and steel workers whine about how difficulty their jobs are, the statuesque swimwear model endured twelve hours of body painting before she was deemed ready for the actual shoot. Makes mining coal or making steel seem pretty damn easy.

Fans of the first three X-Men flicks will also recall that Rebecca portrayed the shape-shifting mutant Mystique, which required Rebecca to sit through hours and hours of body painting and prosthetic placing to successfully transform her into the blue-hued baddie.  

Since Rebecca endured multiple marathon sessions of body painting, she has, in turn, become an expert on the art of body paint, make up, and prosthetics, which ultimately led to a sweet gig as a host of the Game Show Network’s reality show Skin Wars.  

Rebecca sat down for an interview with Fox 411 (link below) and dished out the details about the pains of being painted blue. Now I know most of us could never imagine that a supermodel like Rebecca ever uses the bathroom. Since she is so beautiful and stunning, her creator gave her the power to digest food and liquids without shitting or peeing. Right? Right. Well, it appears that Rebecca actual does indeed squat on a potty, which when she was Mystique, she left no mystery as to who just used the shitter. Whenever the sexy mutant used the bathroom, she left a blue ring around the toilet seat.  

A blue toilet seat? No big deal. Imagine the money someone could’ve made off of eBay with that used seat!  

Via: Fox News