Caitriona Balfe Christens Starz’s ‘Outlander’ With Tits and Ass

Outlander is a new hour-long drama on Starz based off a series of novels I've never heard of until now. It's about a married WW II-era nurse named Claire Randall who is magically transported back to 1743 Scotland. She's a stranger in a strange and dangerous world and time. Randall has to contend with some life threatening situations before being forced to married a handsome, dashing warrior named Jamie Frasor, who she falls in love with despite being married two centuries in the future. Sounds...conflicting.

Randall is played by Irish beauty and former fashion model Caitriona Balfe. She's flaunted her body on the covers of Vogue and Elle and on the runways for Dolce & Gabbana, Gucci, DKNY, Burberry, Louis Vuitton etc. Her acting resume includes appearances in J.J. Abrams' sci-fi thriller Super 8 (2010), last year's magician heist caper Now You See Me and the Stallone/Schwarzenegger shitfest Escape Plan. Balfe has finally made the big time in this time traveling drama. She starts the pilot off by fucking her soon to be lost in time hubby and showing her Irish emeralds and four leaf keister in the process. She's magically delicious. I bet he's sure gonna miss her sexy ass once she's banging other dudes in the past which is kinda weird considering he won't be born yet. I guess it's not cheating if you don't exist.