“Jersey Boys” To Get The Porn Parody Treatment Because Why Not

Director Will Ryder, who has made some of the better known musical porn parodies like Not the Wizard of Oz XXX and Grease XXX: A Parody, is now setting his sights on Clint Eastwood's jukebox musical Jersey Boys. According to AVN (link below), Jersey Boys XXX: A Sex Musical will be his next project.

To be produced by his X-Play studio, the movie once again enlists Ryder's music studio partner Rock Hardson, with whom he has already begun recording tracks for the production. Ryder plans to release the movie in September.

"This sex movie musical is really going to appeal to couples, women and also to porn fans that love the Jersey Boys," Ryder said. "But if you don't enjoy naked girls having sex along with great music, this is not the movie for you."

Added Ryder's X-Play partner Scott David, "We're going to have gorgeous girls sexually involved with guys amidst standout musical performances."

So that's all well and good, but what if one of you reading this article has a beautiful falsetto and the ability to cum on command? Well, good news, there's going to be an open casting call.

Ryder is currently casting Jersey Boys XXX and welcomes interested actors and actresses to contact him.

The unofficial track listing for the film, as predicted by yours truly, is as follows...

1. Big Girls Don't Cry (When I Drop A Load On Her Face)
2. Jerking My Way Back To You 
3. December '69 (Oh, You Were Tight)
4. Walk Like A Man (With A Raging Hard-On)
5. Let's Hang On (To That Shower Curtain Rod While I Eat You Out)

Fucking thing writes itself.

Via AVN