Here Are Some Great Bad Sex Stories

Everyone's got at least one terrible sex story. Thought Catalog (link below) has culled together some great stories from women describing "the worst sex they've ever had." They range from the embarrassing...

This guy I worked with was always bragging about how good he was and how big his dick was.

We were getting naked and no joke, it was maybe 2 inches fully erect.

To top it off, he broke down crying because he apparently had a girlfriend and couldn’t believe he just cheated on her…

I ended up having to call her to come get him.

To the terrifying...

I dunno if it counts because we did not even get to the sex. But he brought … bees … into foreplay.

Yes, bees. He kept honeybees in the backyard. I’m sure they made delicious honey but he had them sting his dick for harder long-lasting super-erections. He said he got the idea from the Kama Sutra. His penis looked like a red cucumber and I think my vagina shriveled like a prune.

I am allergic to bee stings anyway so I swallowed my horror down that I nearly fucked my allergy and politely let him know it wouldn’t work out. But he was a nice guy otherwise!

To the downright inexplicable...

Once had a guy ask to fuck my armpit.

They're a total blast, and it's well worth your time to read them all.

Via Thought Catalog