‘Ren Faire Boobs’ Site Gets Medieval on Your Upper-Ass

Welcome to the Ren Faire, boobs! The Tumblr site RenFaireBoobs pumps up and busts out the most cleavetastic pics of milky maidens in their finest and tighest jug-thrusting get-ups from medieval-themed festivals. Prepare to joust yourself.

In days of old
When tits were bold
And sports bras not invented
You stuffed your chest-poppers
Into too-tight dress toppers
And everyone's eyes got dented...

Harken back with us now, ye Fleshbot brethren, to a simpler, but more fanciful time, when lusty ladies highlighted their busty greatness with dirndls, corsets, bustiers, and, behind castle, pub, and tent doors, the hands and mouths of royals and peasants alike.

Dost ye remember those days?

Thou shouldst—all that hoo-hah happened last weekend, and it'll happen again this weekend, and every other weekend over the summer as Renaissance fairs go on all over North America, taking ultra-curvaceous Cosplay back to the age of Shakespeare and really giving us groundlings something to shake our spears at. 

And what happens if you can't make it to your local gathering of knightly knockers and trundled-up trollops? The towering Tumblr Ren Faire Boobs is here to show you every torso-trebuchet you missed in an ongoing series of happy ogle shots in which the bodacious ladies graciously showcase their gazongas.

Ren Faire Boobs' "About" page explains the site thusly:

RenFaireBoobs.com is a place where Ren Faire lovers can show their appreciation for all of the wondrous and wacky things they see while wandering the grounds.

We love. We laugh. We sometimes tease. But we always enjoy the show.

So does Fleshbot, Ren Faire Boobs—especially when all those wondrous and wacky things come—whoppingly, wench by wench—two at a time. Huzzah!

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