Naked Elf Girl Will Have You Fumbling With Your 20-Sided Die

Geeks don't get a lot of opportunities to see their fantasies come to life. Sure, larping is all well and good, but it's far from the sexiest thing around. In fact, it may be scientifically as far from sexy as you can get. 

That's where the site Bare Maidens (link below) comes in. Bare Maidens is "a world of Fantasy, Art and Sex, in equal amounts. I am Lord Maxwell and this is my passion. Here you will find a small sampler of the beautiful women that inhabit this world of sword,sorcery, and sex."

Lord Maxwell, eh? I'll bet that's never been a source of confusion for anyone larping with this guy.

"Where shall we dwell this eve, Sir Bolbec?"

"We have been welcomed at Lord Maxwell's house." 

"Dude, you totally made me break character just now."

Anyway, despite the dumb name, this is actually pretty fantastic. I mean, honestly, so much porn and erotica is just the same old shit. This is weird, sure, but it's original and unique. And if you don't like your ladies all skin and bones and pointy-eared, there's plenty of variety at their website. 

Via Bare Maidens