Hillary Clinton's Book Title Confuses Porn Aficionados

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Hillary Clinton's new book Hard Choices is being released today, causing waves of confusion among the segment of the population that wants to read her book, but also has an intimate knowledge of the porn industry (basically just Bill Clinton).

According to Page Six (link below), Hard Choices is also the name of a 1987 porn flick directed by Ron Sullivan, and starring Blondi, Krista Lane, Nina Hartley, and Shauna McCullough. I find it borderline impossible to believe that Bill didn't know this, and couldn't have warned her about it. 

Alright, let's play a little game of "Guess The Synopsis." Presented below is the synopsis for Hillary's book Hard Choices, as well as the synopsis for Ron Sullivan's Hard Choices. I've replaced the names to make it harder, but see if you can guess which is which...

Jane Doe’s inside account of the crises, choices, and challenges she faced during her four years as America’s 67th Secretary of State, and how those experiences drive her view of the future. “All of us face hard choices in our lives,” Jane Doe writes at the start of this personal chronicle of years at the center of world events. “Life is about making such choices. Our choices and how we handle them shape the people we become.”

Lusty Professor Bill is about to marry a delicious young cream puff named Hillary. But before he does, some of his former students are going to put him through an avalanche of hot, HARD CHOICES! First there’s Monica — who “had” the professor in college, and would like another torrid taste. Then there’s the gorgeous Janet Reno — the homecoming queen who needs her pompoms twirled. Janet and Madeleine (who’s {sic} developed a peculiar habit!) get an “A” for their debauched dildo cramming. And even little Linda Tripp takes on a stiff stud in a case of erotic indecision. At the end, when the music plays “Here Comes the Bride,” you’ll wonder… “who hasn’t!!!”

Man, that's a tough one. I guess I'll just have to watch the film and read the book to find out. 

Via Page Six

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