Fleshbot Loves MILFs!

Your honour, if it please the court, Fleshbot would like to bring to your attention a recent comment by Diane von Furstenberg who stated that in her opinion women should not go topless when older than 40. 

We at Fleshbot would like to make our case for why we think this is, to quote the legal term, utter crap. We present the following evidence for the jury's perusal:

1. Gretchen Mol in Boardwalk Empire 

Look at those suckable nips. Age at the time of film release: 40

2. Nicole Kidman in Hemingway & Gellhorn

Would you say no? I didn't think so. Age at the time of film release: 45

3. Naomi Watts in Sunlight Jr

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Red hot wrestling with lucky Matt Dillon. Age at the time of film release: 45

4. Anne Heche in Spread 

Wants you to do her doggy style on the sofa. Age at the time of film release: 40

5. Monica Bellucci in L'uomo che ama

Never afraid to get 'em out, Monica has breasts that would make any girl jealous. Age at the time of film release: 44

6. Salma Hayek in Americano

This lady possesses a knock out pair of tits. We'd love to hear your arguments against that. Age at the time of film release: 46

7. Mary Louise Parker in Weeds

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Permanently sucking on something, is our Mary Louise. Nothing wrong with that. Age at the time of film release: 46

8. Sharon Stone in Fading Gigolo

Not known for being a retiring wallflower, Sharon is always good for a nice dose of raunch. Age at the time of film release: 55

9. Daryl Hannah in Dancing At The Blue Iguana

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Daryl performs a languid striptease for the spellbound punters of this stripjoint. Age at the time of film release: 40

10. Julianne Moore in Chloe

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Freckly fair skin, shining russet locks and a nimble bod - take a peek at Julianne in the shower. Age at the time of film release: 49

So, ladies and gentleman of the jury, we think you can see without a shadow of a doubt that age should be no barrier to nudity, tasteful or otherwise. We love and celebrate MILFs and encourage them to get their kit off whenever they please. Ideally when we're nearby. We rest our case.

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