Donald Sterling To Be Spoofed in XXX Film Because Of Course He Is

How many more indignities must racist, homophobic, philandering, disgraced LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling be forced to endure? At least one more it seems. According to XBiz (link below), Smash Pictures is heading into production on the XXX spoof "Owner Gets Clipped."

Slated to release in late June, the all-condom film won?t leave a single central figure involved in the scandal unpornified. That?s right ? get ready to see former Clippers owner Donald Sterling, V Stiviano, Magic Johnson,?Barbara Walters, Anderson Cooper and Shelly Sterling as portrayed by porn valley?s best and brightest.??It?s going to be the most hilarious, sexed up movie ? it?s going to be crazy!? Smash Pictures? owner told XBIZ.

Now lest you go thinking this is some poorly thought out cash grab, the studio is being nothing less than punctilious in its recreation of certain events.

According to Stuart Wall of Smash Pictures, the studio went to great lengths to replicate characters? likenesses, beginning with meticulous wardrobe selection. It?s also taking into account Sterling?s recent?CNN interview?with Anderson Cooper, repping the tagline ?I?m not a racist.? ?We ordered the same clothes that V wears ? the shield mask ? we ordered that. We even went as far as ordering the Hostess Twinkie character decked out as a cowboy, we found it online,? Wall told XBIZ. ?We got the precise clothes she was wearing. It?s unreal.?

Of course, a sensitivity to certain aspects of the case is also in order.

In addition to a potentially strap-on wielding V, who will definitely be breaking out some X-rated roller skating moves, ?Owner Gets Clipped? will feature a comedic scene based on the well-known fact that NBA icon Magic Johnson is HIV-positive. ?Magic J? will get intimate in the spoof, but he will be wearing a condom as a means to protect himself and his partner.?Smash is currently pondering box cover ideas and is considering putting their Sterling character on his knees before Magic J, praying ?I?m not racist? out loud. V would be decked in her large, reflective visor, lurking in the background.

So, be on the lookout for this new film. We'll keep you up to date with the latest news as it rolls in. Via XBiz