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Jonah Falcon's Big Dick Will Be Immortalized At Penis Museum

May 05, 2014 | Posted by Tucker Bankshot in Sex Culture

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Jonah Falcon, proud owner of the "world's biggest dick," has received an official invitation from The Icelandic Phallogical Museum to have his giant dick displayed there after his death.

According to AVN (link below),

Falcon is currently 43-years-old, presumably with a lot of miles to go before he departs this mortal coil, but his penis is reported to be 13.5 inches long, and therefore presumably less susceptible to disappearance after death (though we really don't know much about the subject.)
The museum itself sounds like a wonder to behold

 

Visitors to the museum will encounter fifty six specimens belonging to seventeen different kinds of whale, one specimen taken from a rogue polar bear, thirty-six specimens belonging to seven different kinds of seal and walrus, and one hundred and fifteen specimens originating from twenty different kinds of land mammal: all in all, a total of two hundred and nine specimens belonging to forty six different kinds of mammal, including specimens from Homo Sapiens. It should be noted that the museum has also been fortunate enough to receive legally-certified gift tokens for four specimens belonging to Homo Sapiens.
Legally-certified gift tokens for four human dicks? What a time to be alive!

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It appears as if Falcon has decided to take them up on this offer

"I am flattered by the invitation," he wrote. "I appreciate your museum's devotion to science, and it would be an honor to have my manhood put on display, hopefully nestled between the sexual appendages of a sperm whale and a polar bear ... I hope I don't make either of those creatures jealous. May I suggest you call the exhibit, 'Jonah and the Whale'."
So eat your vegetables kids, and maybe one glorious day, you can make the trek to Iceland and gaze upon Falcon's dick with your own two eyes.

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