Adult Theater Swingers Are Cumming Right Now At A Porn Palace Near You

Mr Peeps 9 Yes, porn theaters still exist. And yes, strangers still gather there to witness larger-than-lust sexploits played out with superhuman stamina to a climax of orgasmic eruptions. The difference between today's adult cinemas and those of the pre-home-video "porn chic" era is that the wild, way-out, all-in fuck action isn't playing out on screen—it's going down and getting off in the audience. Dr. Emilio Lizardo has got the pics—and more–to prove it. 0270 Image: Velvet Skye in Tampa

The mysterious Dr. Lizardo is the nom-de-poon of the Internet's premiere chronicler/coordinator of a freewheeling, loud-squealing, deep-drilling, glory-holing-filling network of sexual libertines who meet and mount en masse in peepshows, adult bookstores, and X-rated screening showcases all over our great nation—and the world! Check out Dr. L's you-are-there shots, below, of Katie from the U.K.'s gland opening. 086

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Yes, it's for real. And yes, sexy, succulent, erotically fearless women show up and suck cock and lick pussy and fuck ferociously in the course of taking on all comers—for sheer love of the came. And, yes, this is all happening, hard and heavy and right now, at a dirty movie theater near you. Dr. Lizardo even provides an up-to-the-minute database of such rampantly active hotspots.

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Just check out the blog Dr. Emilio Lizard's Journal of Adult Theaters. The doctor regularly promotes upcoming events at public fuck fest palaces such as the Chicago area's 15th Avenue Adult Theater, Toledo's Westwood Arts Theater, Ray's Paris Theater in Portaland, the Berlin News Agency in New Jersey and the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, Connecticut. And following each commingling of anonymous mouths and mounds and poles and holes and rods and rears, Dr. Lizard reports on exactly what happened in quim-quaking, jizz-dripping detail.

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The blog also posts scene reports from pioneering readers out breaking in uncharted venues of public fucking and sucking; "Happening Right Now" calls to action when a particularly voracious female or couple is knees-on-the-ground at a given pleasure parlor; and posts of photos and videos featuring the wondrous wad-happy women who make it all happen—frequently in the heat of action. cougar9 Image: Sati

Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters is both an open window and an all-access passkey into a thriving, scorching shadowland of sexual adventure. Do check yourself in—and get yourself off with entire rooms full of new (and nude) friends. All you have to do is come.

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