November 27, 2013 | Posted in Editorial Features by
Fracking got you down? Oil drilling killing your buzz? Don't worry, friends. We have an eco-friendly solution that never runs out of power: deep anal drilling.
How does it work, you ask? Well, we're not scientists or anything, but as we understand it, the kinetic energy from a bodacious beauty's booty getting drilled by dick gets channeled wirelessly into the grid, where it cleanly, sustainably, provides all the energy we need to run our homes, offices, and, well, just about everything else. Sure, to power all of America, it'll take an insane amount of ladies getting drilled: but as we see it, it's the most fun way we can think of to get our country going green.
Deep anal drilling is currently a pilot program, with Jada Stevens, Nikki Benz, Skin Diamond, and Zoey Monroe offering up their butts for the sake of science (and the environment!). If you're curious to see how it all works, take a look at "Deep Anal Drilling 5." Trust us: once you go butt, you'll never go back.