November 26, 2013 | Posted in Editorial Features by
If we had to pick a setting for some sexy hijinks, a mineshaft staffed by parolees probably wouldn't be our top pick. But then, we've never seen a mineshaft where all the workers were buxom young ladies wearing short shorts, so that does change the equation a little.
Digital Playground's "Mineshaft" is the tale of two escaped convicts (James Deen and Erik Everhard) who decide to hide out in the aforementioned mineshaft, where they happen to make a deal with two of the buxom, short shorts wearing workers (played by Allie Haze and Missy Martinez), who also happen to be parolees (which may explain their sympathy to a pair of escaped convicts). Because this is a porn movie, that deal is of the sexy variety, and, well, hijinks ensue. Sexy hijinks.
In addition to lawbreakers Allie, Missy, James, and Erik, "Mineshaft" also stars Tommy Gunn as the mineshaft boss who motivates his workers with sex; Ava Addams, Maddy O'Reilly, Andy San Dimas, and Gulliana Alexis the rest of his hard working team; and Ryan Driller and Chad White as cops on the look out for James and Erik. In the midst of all the intrigue, everyone finds a whole lot of time to have sex. And though we have to admit they'd probably have an easier time getting their jobs done if they zipped up their pants and kept their eyes on the prize, we just don't think it'd be anywhere near as fun.