November 21, 2013 | Posted in Editorial Features by
Stoya as a ballerina. Monique Alexander on the beach. Bonnie Rotten as a boxer. "Erotico" may not have a dense and complicated plot, but it does have some of our favorite starlets acting out some of our favorite fantasies (and also, Dani Daniels is credited in the trailer as "blue balls." We're just going to put a pin in that one for now).
Seriously, how awesome is it to see Stoya dressed up as a ballerina? If we're being perfectly honest, our preference would have been to see her doing one of her aerial acts, but since that's probably a little trickier to work into a porn, ballet is a pretty good way of showing of Stoya's strength, grace, and flexibility (also sex on the barre has got to be easier to coordinate than sex on the lyra).
And, of course, Stoya is just one of many gorgeous girls in the film. Who can say no to Monique Alexander writhing on the beach? (Not Jordan Ash, that's for sure.) And Bonnie Rotten as a boxer? That's so perfect, we're kicking ourselves for not thinking of it first. Bibi Jones looks marvelous against those red satin streamers, and Dani Daniels reclining on an exercise ball is just too much to refuse. (And we just got that "blue balls" pun.)
"Erotico" is out this week. That "o" at the end means it's extra erotic, we think.