“Hot Chicks Big Fangs” Sizzling Sex

As a general rule of thumb, vampires have to be sexy. Ever since Bram Stoker defined vampirism as synonymous with oversexed Victorian high society, we’ve seen variations on that theme in everything from “True Blood,” “The Vampire Diaries,” “Blade,” Twilight,” and, yes, NBC’s pretty ridiculous new series “Dracula” (though Jonathan Rhys-Meyers is pretty marvelously cast). Shit, even Key and Peele called the whole sexy vampire thing out in a recent sketch.

So, it being only days since Halloween, it should come as no surprise that a porn studio out there made a movie with the same obsession. Given that companies like Evil Angel have been making vampire porn for years, Digital Playground seems a little late on the genre with “Hot Chicks Big Fangs.” We give them points for approaching it with gusto, though.

HCBF stars Bonnie Rotten, Destiny Dixon, Monique Alexander, Nikki Benz, and Romi Rain as the titular vampiric hotties, come to drain their victims of their blood and come. Three guys find themselves stranded after their car breaks down in the woods. Bonnie comes and entices them with an invitation to a huge Halloween party at her mansion. (And really who could say no to her?) Everything seems like a dream come true. That is, until it turns into a nightmare. Which, you can imagine, happens after all the pool and stairway sex.

Bonnie and her tribe are super fast, super strong, and super hungry for sex. Not a bad combination.

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