For “Filthy Family 10,” Sex Is The Cause Of (And Solution To) All Problems

One of the first things you figure out when you grow up is that resolving conflicts and confronting differences doesn't get any easier. The whole "That shit is so high school" mentality that the holier-than-thou seem to subscribe to? Yeah, no, high school never really ended. In the real world--and by real world, we mean porn world--if someone gets the job you always wanted and you feel bitter about it, you go ahead and fuck their girlfriend. That'll show them!

Things get so much more complicated when it's family we're dealing with. And, as evidenced by "Filthy Family 10," there's a lot more semen. There's enough drama from a spanish novella (incidentally, "Amores Verdaderos" is a pretty good show) and enough fucking for any average afternoon on a college campus.

Here, Dillion Harper is applying for a new coaching job at her local college. Johnny Castle, who we want to be our coach, doesn't think she has what it takes, but she gives him the kind of fuck that would convince him otherwise. Kris Slater plays Dillion's brother, who's pissed she got a job at his school, so he and Lia Lor decide to fuck on her bed to teach her a lesson. Because reasons!

Meanwhile, unhappily-wed couple India Summer and Manuel Ferrara are going through the motions in their marriage. India decides to surprise Erik with a little afternoon delight on their lunch date, but he never shows. Manuel's boss Erik Everhard takes the opportunity to console her with his penis. And we soon find out why: Manuel's getting some action from none other than India's best friend MacKenzie Pierce. ¿Qué diablos es eso?

In the end, take heart in the fact that your life is nowhere near this dramatic. You can just watch it all unfold here.

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