Who Swings With “The Swinger”?

Presumably other swingers. And in this third volume of Sweet Sinner's series chronicling the erotic exploits of wife swapping enthusiasts, those swingers happen to be Allie Haze, Dana DeArmond, India Summer, Danny Mountain, Nick Manning, and Tom Byron. Not too shabby a selection, if we do say so ourselves.

Allie Haze stars as a young woman who's not too sure about the swinging lifestyle--but doesn't actually take that much convincing to jump in and try it. We're not sure whether she's finally persuaded by Danny Mountain, India Summer, or Tom Byron. In our version of the story, they all sit her down and have an intervention wherein she's chastised for the way her monogamous ways have hurt her close friends by denying them access to her sweet, sweet sex. But that's just our version: we're pretty sure James Avalon just had India Summer slyly seduce Allie into a lifestyle of sin. (Which would have been our second choice, we'll admit.)

But Allie's sexual discovery isn't the only thing to enjoy in this film. Sure, it's wonderful to watch her sexually multitask, pleasuring both India Summer and Danny Mountain at the same time, and we're pretty sure that we'd watch anything that involves Tom Byron. But we'd be greatly remiss if we didn't mention the goings on of one Dana DeArmond, who teams up with Nick Manning to remind us swinging don't mean a thing if you ain't droppin' loads.

And lest you think this is a movie that's just about wanton sex, we invite you to check out the crudite platter in Dana and Nick's scene. Yes, the highlight of any good swing party is the uninhibited sex, but we appreciate a party host who knows that you're only as good as your hors d'oeuvres. After all, when all the fucking and sucking is done, these people are going to need a serious snack--and from what we can tell, when we get done watching this film, we'll need one as well.

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