Scarlett Johansson Is For Really Real In A Nude Scene, For Real!

You could describe the attempt to see Scarlett Johansson naked as something of an epic quest. You could, and then most people would probably think you were crazy, or obsessed, or a little bit creepy, but the true Scarlett Johansson fans would understand what you meant and quietly nod to themselves, careful not to publicly out themselves as crazy obsessives like you with your whole ScarJo nudity quest.

But once you'd gotten rid of all the normals who just don't understand, the fandom could, theoretically, examine this theory. For years we've been trying to see Scarlett naked. There've been numerous teases, and near misses, and once--ever so briefly!--those totally real leaked photos that disappeared from the internet as quickly as they'd appeared (though not before spawning a meme).

And then, after you'd rehashed all the times you'd gotten so close, yet remained so far, you could all breath a sigh of relief (and, perhaps, even tear up a little). Because at long last, after all those years, Scarlett Johansson has finally done a nude scene. Multiple nude scenes, in fact--three (or four if you count a butt shot). And from what we hear, they leave little to the imagination.

Friends, our quest is almost at an end. Let us all praise Scarlett for finally answering our prayers--and thank whatever deity we believe in that we lived to see this day.

· Read the full recap of Scarlett Johansson's "Under the Skin" nude scenes (upcomingnudescenes.net)
· Above: Scarlett gets almost naked in Interview

[See more sexy celebrity nudity at Mr. Skin.]