“Ultimate Fuck Toy Kennedy Leigh” Is A Choking Gagging Hazard

When's the last time you went shopping for toys? We do it frequently (we have siblings with many children) and let us tell you: toys are fucking awesome. We're definitely too old to be playing with that stuff, but at least us adults get "Ultimate Fuck Toy Kennedy Leigh" all to ourselves!

Unfortunately, she doesn't do karate chops or shoot darts or glow in the dark, and she doesn't sync up with your computer or Wii or phone. To be perfectly honest, we'd rather play with Legos than with Kennedy, but keep in mind that we're extremely immature.

On the bright side, that immaturity makes us fickle, and as soon as we see other people playing with Kennedy, we get totally jealous and want to play with her too. We're all like, "Ugh, that James Deen kid is cool. He's enjoying a nice summer day by the pool with his dick all up in Kennedy's pussy and his calf locked around her midsection. We are impressionable."

And that's just showing off the one-player mode! Criss Strokes and Jules Jordan show off Kennedy's co-op mode as she peels them out of their jeans and sucks their long shlongs down her throat. Don't like your teammate? No problem! Kennedy's spitroasting feature presents the ultimate test of thrusts, perfect for settling any score between gentlemen competitors. And don't forget about four-on-one! It's essentially "Mario Party" with all the classic Nintendo characters replaced by throbbing dongs.

We realize that we were wrong about this girl, this toy, this masturbatory miracle of motion. "Ultimate Fuck Toy Kennedy Leigh": our green army men shall forever defend the high ground of her ass.

· Jules Jordan (julesjordan.com)
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