Hail “Underbelly,” Full Of Gracie Gilbert’s Wanton Masturbation
Obviously we respect Gracie Gilbert’s need to touch herself–how could we not?–but using self-love to torture a nun like this isn’t just disrespectful, it’s an abomination of masturbation! That’s not what DIY screwing is about, Gracie.
Of course, if we were actually in a position to scold Ms. Ida Pender here for her actions, we’d be silenced by her blimp breasts and hanging on every self-made moan she let out. We bet the nuns feel the same way too. It’s not easy dealing with a dynamo like this.
· “Underbelly: Squizzy” (channelnine.msn.com)