“The Devil’s Gang Bang” Finds Lisa Ann And Chanel Preston Battling Angels And Semen

Like "The Devil in Miss Jones" but with much bigger tits and less hair, the high-concept "Devil's Gang Bang" makes us question both our faith and our pants.

Devil's Gang Bang: Lisa Ann vs. Chanel Preston

Studio: Devil's Film
Director: Jim Powers
Starring: Chanel Preston, Danny Wylde, Lisa Ann, Evan Stone, Julius Ceazher, DSnoop, Marcus London, Ike Diezel, Mark Anthony, Mr. Pete, Bill Bailey, Dhreyden, John Strong, Mark Davis
Review by: Gram Ponante

This movie is glorious. Chanel Preston and Lisa Ann are late for church, but Chanel ain't too keen on going anyway. She'd much rather find a sermon in the car radio and cruise the beach to "holla at pimps." Then they die. In a tragic mixup, Preston goes to heaven and Lisa Ann to Hell.

Prior to them "crashing into a bus full of retarded kids," Lisa Ann tell sister Chanel about a very special boy they'll be meeting at church that day.

"They might have to amputate his head," says Lisa Ann, piously.

"Won't that kill him?" asks Chanel.

"Not if you have faith."

After they die, Chanel discovers a heaven full of devious angels led by Danny Wylde and Evan Stone.

"So when do I get to meet Jesus. And God. And Santa Claus. And Gandalf?" asks Chanel.

"First you have to earn your wings," says Wylde, and you know where it goes from there.

Meanwhile, down in Hell, Lisa Ann is pissed.

"I saved the whales," she pouts, cursing God. "I paid for cable."

But then, like many women do when they realize all their good deeds were for nought, she fucks a lot of dudes.

I was happy there was a beginning, middle, and end to this movie, as well as a moral. While Lisa Ann and Preston had no further interaction after they died (and their post-mortem gangbang experiences were eerily similar, save for the outfits, leading me to wonder if I might have thrown away money on that Jesuit education), "The Devil's Gang Bang" remains a very complete movie as well as a theologically compelling one.

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