July 3, 2013 | Posted in Celebrity by
First of all, she's impersonating a water nymph, and that's illegal (according to Poseidon's Law); if you saw someone with a wet shirt and no bra coming out of the surf in denim shorts with cornrows, you'd assume that was a nymph, right? Exactly. And then there's the chopped up denim jacket thing, which is a whole other set of crimes. Why do we always fall for the bad girls?
We don't know what to call that pocket-and-seam situation that Ali has going on there, but we approve of it, and we hope to see it all over the place this summer. If this gorgeous being gets to defy the laws of land and sea, then gosh darnit, the rest of us should be able to do so, too.
Also, on a personal note, I'm pretty sure I went to high school with a Daniel Riera. Hi, Daniel!
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