“Lesbian Adventures: Wet Panties Trib 4” Where The Mission Is Friction

Some people wonder what makes a movie about ladies rubbing their clothed loins together a "Lesbian Adventure." We're telling you right now, it's harder than it looks. Heck, think about the preparation that this takes: if you wear the wrong kind of panties, a little friendly scissoring can set the whole house on fire!

Fortunately, these professionals know how to keep the fire to our hearts. They're wearing asbestos-lined panties!*

This movie goes light on the plot, but there are a few set-ups that help move the masturbation material along. For example, as cute Jessie Andrews lies sleeping in her bed, her best friend Anikka Albrite decides to creep on the sleeping beauty. How are we to feel about this slumber violation? We suppose it's fine, and all we can do is blame the fairy tales that have poisoned Anikka's mind and made her feel fine about rubbing her soaking wet panties against Jessie's crotch until her pal wakes up. The panties eventually come off to be replaced by tongues, but we're still never certain if Jessie is fully awake or just participating in a little sexsomnia.

The back of the box refers to Sinn Sage as "the adult industry's resident tribbing aficionado," and though we usually don't go for hyperbole, we wholeheartedly agree with that label. The girl knows how throw her hips better than anyone else we know, and lucky Aiden Ashley gets to experience that first-hand as Sinn scissors her so hard that they both sink down into the bed. Of course, Aiden ain't no slouch, and she shows her appreciation for Sinn's effort by tonguing her twat so hard that Sinn's nipples turn to stiff meringue peaks.

"Lesbian Adventures: Wet Panties Trib 4" promises us that there will be ladies "frantically tribbing" each other. Is that what we want? Is it better to scissor with purpose and focus, or wild abandon? We have much to learn.

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* No, they're not. God help their vaginas if they were.