"Titty Creampies 5": The Forbidden Secrets Of Pastry Chefs

WhatIsATittyCreampieA "Titty Creampie" is one of those linguistic car crashes that can only exist in the porn industry, like a teen MILF or a reverse gangbang. It's not quite a paradox, but it occupies that same theoretical territory; not only does "Titty Creampies 5" offer jizz-blasting fun, but it also fucks with your brain! That's a two-fer right there.

If you're like us, your mind is trying to work out a way in which a creampie is defined as any explosion of come inside a human body, and that requires some reworking of what it means to be internal. After all, humans have a big open tube going from mouth to anus, so can anything outside of the vagina be called a creampie? Why is there no pornographic governing body to answer our questions?

Kevin Moore is a kind man to offer us the use of his eyes and cock for this film, and no matter how large his dong is, there's simply not enough meat to go around when Bridgette B. and Kagney Linn Karter are on his jock. Still, the ladies are good at taking turns (although Bridgette does look a little bored when Kagney's sucking on Kevin) and ultimately manage to put their mammaries together to give a quadtitfuck. Given that the stimulation on their respective breasts isn't that powerful, the girls get no orgasmic pleasure out of this act, but the pride they should feel for forging such a scene is certainly worth a squirt or two!

Though Kagney and Bridgette are arguably the biggest stars in the film, there are still plenty of amazing ladies putting their tits to the task at hand. Nikita Von James gets some sucking done mid-titfuck, and we wonder if that sort of exercise is equivalent to crunches. If so, way to keep healthy while working, Nikita! The ejaculation phase of her scene definitely doesn't count as a creampie though: Kevin's load shoots out of her tits and into the air in a magnificent jet! Creampie or not, it's a special moment. Everybody wants their stunt cock to jizz like a sniper.

We know "Titty Creampies 5" will always be a little confusing, but keep in mind that it's pretty straightforward when you get down to the dirty stuff. Orbs vs. rods, that's the story we've been telling each other for millennia.

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