“Hansel And Gretel” And Butt And Then Some
Did you catch “Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters”? Perhaps you didn’t want to watch a story about a badass Hansel who has diabetes after being force fed candy as a child (we think it makes him a uniquely interesting hero). Anyhow, you missed a young witch getting buck ass naked in a pool in the woods and hooking up with Hansel.
That magical madam is Pihla Viitala, a Finnish actor who we find absolutely stunning. Need an extra dose of Pihla? Enjoy this little bit of boobage from “Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre”:
We came fat with the Pihla today.