"Spartacus" Finally Gets His Roman Romance Going

Things that we've learned about "Spartacus: War of the Damned" during the last episode: First, if Romans and rebels could all screw like this, the war would be over. Secondly, your sexiness is equivalent to the amount of wild reed instruments that flare over your humping. Listen to the crazy-ass oboes and clarinets that go bananas over this sex scene!

Thirdly, did you know that Anna Hutchinson (who plays Laeta here) used to be the Yellow Ranger on "Power Rangers: Jungle Fury"? It's true! We sincerely doubt that anyone who saw her as Lily Chilman on "Power Rangers" is part of the audience that watches "Spartacus," but we're still going to think of this gentle, kind-hearted Roman woman as a secret master of martial arts who goes around acting like a cheetah in her spare time.

· "Spartacus: War of the Damned" (starz.com)

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