Fear not, fair lasses of the world, for though the battlefield of love is harsh and unforgiving, you can easily fall into a foxhole and find a man with permanent stubble, tattoos from his younger wilder days, and a bit of a paunch that looks charming on his muscular frame, and you can spend endless hours in bed counting each other’s rings with the tips of your tongues.
These are the promises of “Father Figure 3,” Sweet Sinner’s latest exploration of May-December romance and the ways it can heal and enhance the lives of those who engage in it. Sure, it can be a rocky endeavor at first, but after a while it’s all blowjobs and hand holding and awesomeness!
First, to get a feel for the dynamics at work, we ask that you watch the trailer above. Now that you know how it all goes down, let’s groove upon some graphic imagery! Evan Stone’s scene definitely has the hottest set-up of the bunch, with Presley Hart visiting him in his bed while he sleeps. Who doesn’t want to be creeped upon by a woman like that? “What the hell?” says Evan, knowing precisely what kind of hell has nuzzled him awake and climbed on top of him. Presley stirs him to life by sucking his dick, taking special care to excite the nerves in the tip with fast flicks of her tongue; Evan gets her juices flowing with his own oral skills, and soon the labels of old and young are dissolved as they join their flesh together and fuck like mad. After Evan deposits his load on her stomach, we’d like to believe that they get dressed in robes and slippers and Evan makes eggs and bacon. You know, something dad-ish.
We admire Lola Foxx for the directness of her seduction of Mark Davis. “I don’t know what it is. Young guys, they just, they don’t know how to… how to make love,” she says twirling her hair and biting her lip. How many more signals does Mark need? Does she have to tug her earlobe and lick her teeth before he gets the hint? Hopefully not. Whatever Lola does definitely works, as Mark soon puts his mouth on her muff and makes Lola throw her head back as her nerves light up with ecstasy. We’re sure Mark feels the same way, but if this picture is anything to trust, he shows his joy with a steely stare at the back of Lola’s head. Not that we’re making fun of him! It’s weird being watched when you’re intently watching someone else, especially when you’re balls-deep in something.
You have to love the dependability and strength of the dudes in this film; at least, that’s what the ladies love. In that sense, it’s almost kind of sweet that Steven St. Croix reacts to Riley Reid’s naughty pictures with outrage. She responds to his questioning honestly: “I wanted you to see that I’m grown up.” No more needs to be said. He removes her glasses and kisses her. The sex with Riley is, as you know, always spectacular, but the hottest moment we can find in their fucking is when they’re completely embracing each other and Steven has his arm cradling Riley’s head. That’s some real secure sex right there.
And you know what the best part of this “Father Figure 3″ business is? Everybody grows from their sexual encounters! The young women get the appreciative and ego-affirming loving they so sorely need, and the older gents find a crucial, human part of themselves reawakened. Positive vibes for everyone!