“Everybody Loves Sara Sloane” No Matter What Her Name Is

Even though she changed her name to Sara Sloane for a year or so, Sarah Vandella never went away.

Zero Tolerance has released “Everybody Loves Sara Sloane,” a 2-disc collection of Sara Sloane’s time under contract, back in the waning days of the first decade of the 21st century when Zero Tolerance saw the value in such things.

Here we can see Sloandella in ZT’s “Psycho” and “Jersey Shore” parodies as well as numerous blonde/big/boob/big butt series, each of which showcases—yes—her blondeness, pneumatic rack, and big buttitude, but also her Best Girlfriend Ever potential.

Heart of Stone? Consider this one bit of improvised dialogue from “Stripper Diaries”:

ANTHONY ROSANO
Looking at that (ass), I don’t care that my wife is probably smoking meth right now

SLOANDELLA
Let me drown your sorrows in my ass

or between Sloane and Krissy Lynn in “Blow Me Sandwich”:

SLOANDELLA
God, you’re fucking gorgeous

KRISSY LYNN
So are you!

SLOANDELLA
Thank you!

This scene, which finishes the DVD set, displays the quintessence of Sloandella’s people-pleasing pliancy, especially playing off the equally-charming Krissy Lynn, and is yet another example of why “Everybody Loves Sara Sloane,” no matter what her goddamn name is.

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